Life on the farm

when george grew up he humped the bed

the oak posts holding up the roof

the water pipes

in the corner of the room

 

the room is grey and most of us

beat our heads against the walls

but george would hump and hump

he made the attendants laugh

and throw cold water on him

 

between the splinters and the burns

a new girl came to work

so george tried to hump her too

the new girl screamed real loud

and even though the attendants laughed

and laughed shhh shhh

some men came in and carried george away

 

they put him in another room and tied his arms up

I saw him now and then

when they brought him to the room

where the pain was put in our heads

 

george was my friend and it hurt

to see him hurt in the head for all those years

but he kept on humping things

 

he couldn‘t talk but I could

barely stop I said

but my voice wasn’t strong

and my ears would bleed

because they didn’t want to hear me

 

one day they brought george back to us

with his balls cut off poor george

he is my friend

 

he walked right past his bed

the oak posts the water pipes

and straight to the wall where he sits

and beats his head against it

like the rest of us

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