Surely, you rational liberal ad conseratives assholes should not be so surprised by the current debt-limit impasse that can't call a spade a spade or reach around and clean its own willingly savaged bunghole.
Believe me, the head nigger won't mind. In fact, his black ass has been on the line since before the inauguration as the erstwhile silent majority — you idiots, morons, queefs, second amendment freaks, sexually ambiguous, religiously committed, happy slappy wage slaves — have petitioned Fox News with prayers to get the few remaining rational and marginally intelligent people in this grand nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) to submit to surgically polysci enhancement.
Fuck you ignorant cowardly wimpass pigs. The waste is not in domestic programs. The waste is now, has been, and will continue to be in wars, and the cocksuckers, muffdivers, and Christians who depend upon them to feather their fetid nests.
Grandpa, grandma? Fuck you.
Gulf of Tonkin. Bullshit.
Manuel Norreiga. Bullshit.
Haiti. Bullshit.
Afghanistan involvement in the greatest home grown terrorist attack in the histroy of the EArth (9/11). Bullshit.
Weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Bullshit.
Grenada. Bullsit.
The Contra operation with Kukla, Fran, and Ollie North? Bullshit.
Your mother. Bullshit.
I started bringing on the bomb decades ago, and I'm proud to say you idiots haven't 't shown a single alternative, considering how fucking inept, incompetent, and stupid you are.
I'm still invested in weapons of mass destruction. What have I got to lose