Now that the PGA has named the three players who will play with Tiger Woods, attention has shifted to whether Woods will strap on the Nike swoosh emblazoned codpiece to give wasted wankers and their willful wives the opportunity to experience the links at Augusta from the vantage point of America's most successful crotch since Wilt Chamberlain"s, or Warren Beatty's, if you are truly color blind.
I confess there is a certain irony to Woods attempting his comeback with Pat Bates, former Ram junior All-American from the University of Florida, Fred J. More (of Bates college, who died in 2003, but was granted a posthumous exception to participate this year), and Kathy Bates, who claims she is "thrilled to be stroking alongside Tiger at the Masters. It makes me wet just practicing."
But I'm most intrigued by the Woody cam and whether Nike can parlay the exposure at this year's event into another runaway success by producing products of no real value for people with no morals to sell to people with no money.
To me, that's the real test of whether the terrorist have won. I'm betting on the American Way!