My heart is not where my doctor expected it to be when he ordered the X-rays, so he ordered a second set to focus on where my heart really is, which is not in it to win it. I am not not certain that my current health plan will cover the new X-rays because my misplaced heart is a pre-existing condition.
I'm one of those anti-competitive life forms that drive athletes and politicians and bureaucrats and family members and acquaintances and people who claim to know them to distraction. Why can't we just shape up and do the right thing? Why can't we just get on board and stick with the plan, listen to the coaches and be a real team player? Why are we such disagreeable assholes?
Beats the hell out of me.
I started criticizing Biraq Hussein Obama even before most idiots with their hearts in the right places had any idea that he would win because of people just like them, who believe in truth, God, justice, and The American Way, and will continue to believe in such shit no matter how much evidence is piled before them, like the contents of bed pans from the hospitals housing the doomed who have nowhere else to deposit the sum of their contributions to intellectual and artistic excellence.
The night of the election, I began to hammer away at the failures of the Obamination, and I was slamming the failures of this administration to end the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, stem the financial meltdown, apprehend international war criminals from his previous administration, and condemning his inability to pass meaningful health care reform before he finished taking the oath of office.
Some people took my lambasting of this latest in an embarrassing string of ineffectual leaders of this nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) to be satire. Liberals were outraged, And Obamination suddenly became a new word in the NOMF lexicon, spread across the Internet like a palatable new margarine substitute, without my earning a single sheckel or piece of silver in the deal.
I know that Biraq is a visionary and probably still has his eye on whatever prize the political caste keeps pursuing. His heart may even be in the right place. But his actions have not been particularly reassuring, assuming, unlike me, you give a shit.
Biraq seems committed to an approach to politics predicated upon obsolete and roundly discredit Newtonian physics. For every position he takes, he takes an equal and opposite position. What a rube.
I am thinking specifically about the decisions to bring suits against Arizona's immigration law and the soldier who had the courage and decency to leak our "intelligence" in terms of communiques between typical scumbags with diplomatic immunity and the video that showed NOMF troops gleefully gunning down civilians in Iraq.
So when is somebody finally going liberate us? Just saying...