My fucking liquor store was closed today because of the celebration of the invasion of Iraq on January 17, 1991, as part of Operation Desert Storm, which was ordered up by then president George Stupid Bush to honor the assassination of Reverend Martin Luther King, who is probably best known for being convicted of violating the Alabama anti-boycott law on March 22, 1957, which his son, former First Idiot George Fubar Bush, commemmorated by launching Operation Shock and Awe in 2003.
What the fuck does any of this shit have to do with closing my fucking liquor store? Why not close the whore houses, shoe stores, and portapotty vendors?
Just asking.