I ask you, seriously. Health care has never done anything for me. Why does it need to be reformed? Has it committed crimes against nature, against nurture, against nabobs of negativism? Has it allowed war criminals to slip through the cracks and live forever the way the rule of law does?
Speaking of which, do you think Elie Wiesel and the Holocaust Whores will still be hunting down Nazis a hundred years from now? If not, why not? The goddamn South is still fighting the Civil War, which those scumbags and bagettes lost big time more than a hundred years ago, but they just won't let it go. Why won't anyone free us of these meddlesome states? Surely, no marginally sane person would miss them.
If I needed health care, I'd just steal the identity of a rich person and get the care that sucker takes for granted. Let him or her worry about the uncovered portion. I can handle the one dollar co-pay. And the prescription drug allowance will keep me sane!
Americans get the care they deserve, if you ask me, which is none. If they gave a shit about their health, why would they choose to live in the world's greatest toxic waste dump?
I know why I'm here. I'm a mockumentrian and cave painter. If there is a greater place to exercise my chosen chops at this point, please leave a destination in the comments and I'll be all over it like a Republican on a teabagger, aka a fly on shit.