Dr. Faustroll Writes The Wrongs

Our inestimably insignificant penis appears to be poking through the artificial search engine ceiling. Search for Doctor Faustroll on Google, and this site (and related imaginary dreck from the Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge, and Laundromat) bubbles to the top like floaters at the Fort Totten sewage treatment plant, luring innocent crabbers to their doom through the bait and switch technique now known as point and click.

Do it, do it, do it, now.