I suppose we're trying to level the playing field, although I suspect this might be some more of Insignificant Dick Cheney's meddling. That dumb fuck would do anything to keep the world at war. He does not even approach being an asshole. He is more like a slick smelly smear of facile fecal flummery that should be removed with a flamethrower.
Al-Jazeera didn't come right out and say the U.S. is supporting its enemies around the world as part of the economic stimulus efforts aimed at shoring up the chief export of the nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™), which is weapons of limited, moderate, extreme, and mass destruction. Al Jazeera, by the way, is far more fair and balanced that Faux News would be if Faux and all its news readers and bloviators offed themselves.
George Bernard Shaw, in Major Barbara, seemed to understand the NOMF mentality and explained why it is so easy for liberals to bend over and take one up the poop chute for liberty. Never trust a liberal. They are just neocondi rice and beaners turned upside down.
Whenever the unnamed sources and other obfuscatory spokesandroids begin disputing hard evidence about anything, there's a better than 75% chance that anything I make up is closer to the truth than the official story. In this case, I suggest a negotiated settlement between Karl Rove and the Taliban that let the U.S. troops withdraw from Nuristan with minimal casualties in exchange for leaving their weapons in place.
Wouldn't be the first time the U.S. high command fucked its own troops. If there's one thing you can count on in any war, declared or not, illegal or obnoxious, new or boring, is that the people who stand to profit the most supply the weapons. Everyone else is fodder.
Next up, an update on the second amendment body count, now that Biraq has properly honored the victims of our ongoing insanity, and there appears to be a nationwide uptick in shooting, including one at a drug-testing lab down the road in Tualatin.




