Tony Hayworth's parting shot

Although he'll probably deny it, former BP chief Tony Hayworth flipped America another bird today as he left for a new assignment in Russia onboard a towed dredging barge from Barataria Bay which somehow managed to snap off the drill head of an abandoned well originally owned by deceased energy mogul Kenneth Kenron Lay, releasing a plume of oil and natural gas shooting 20 feet into the air.

Louisiana Governor, Bobby Lindal, who is fighting to get the oil business back to normal in the Gulf, is probably trying to figure out some way to blame this latest Stoogist effort to clean up the red states by coating them in crude on the Obamination.

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