An imaginary and impossible oil spill that will probably be blamed on the head nigra, Biraq Hussein Obama, is coming ashore tonight. Let me predict yet another bail out for big business as Biraq and his foreign born administration hustles to mobilize the military to clean another fucking mess caused by fucking stupid, arrogant, immoral capitalists.
When are we going to hose these parasites out of our system?
Am I really the only asshole in this great nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) to appreciate the irony of recent Earth Day stories extolling the green efforts of misguided and disinformed idiots that have moved us so far beyond the days when rivers and lakes caught fire because of unregulated discharges of flammable substances into the NOMF waterways by scumbags and scalliwags?
Whoop-dee-doo, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we have progressed to where our efforts to preserve and protect the environment require setting the ocean on fire. All you concerned and involved people can give yourselves a big pat on the back. Not too hard. Health care reform doesn't kick in for a few years yet.
I realize that short-term memory is not fashionable these days, particularly among the liberal media, which has already abandoned the concept of long term memory, because they don't have it and don't need it and would prefer federal regulation that would ban its use when discussing current events.
In fact, these assholes in the liberal media would prefer excising every area in the brain that retains any memory so that its slovenly minions could continue to blither and blather and present teabaggers as a competent and coherent voice to confront a reality that the liberal media is determined to hide from any critical analysis.
Do I hate liberals? Of course. Everyone should hate liberals. They are malignant assholes who have driven our health care system into the ground by demanding free colonoscopies that they have not earned. The males have no balls and the females have no brains, or vice versa.
Does this mean that I love conservatives, teabaggers, and other brain dead citizens of this stupid fucking piece of shit of a zombie nation? Of course not. Most of you, like our pathetically incoherent justice system, are beneath my contempt. I wouldn't use you to compost my kitchen waste.
I'm just another Cassandra in the pointless recycling of human civilization cursed with both long and short term memory as well as many decades of research outside the crumbling walls of academia, but I can remember this much:
- Last week's stories about how this year's Earth Day celebration showed how our rivers are no longer burning
- Last week's stories about how the platform explosion in the Gulf resulted in no spill
- Reports a couple of days ago about how only 42,000 gallons a day were spewing into the Gulf but everything was under control.
- Yesterday, it appeared that the spill that never happened was spewing more than 200,000 gallons a day.
- Today, the liberal media is playing down the chances of the Gulf spill matching up to the Exxon Valdes, although we all know that this one is going to establish a new record in Guinness.
It's time like these when I like to quote from Repo Man: "You asshole. I'm glad they tortured you."