The hysterical minority

The John Birth Society continues to enlist loud and obnoxious assholes in its asinine attempts to convince working stiffs that they would be better off not having a public option for health care, like the French, English, Germans, Canadians, and numerous other countries that reward their workers with a living wage, time off, and free health care.

What is it about the NOMF™ that can't accept that a healthy workforce is generally a more productive and efficient and happier workforce?

Why is it that fewer than 20% of the mass debaters manage to convince the liberal media to cover their lunatic ravings? I say treat these motherfuckers like the zombies they are and if they start spewing their idiotic venom in your direction, knock their fucking heads off with a Louisville slugger.

I want to see how the liberal media handles a physical response to the ongoing threats of physical violence, such as fuckwads carrying automatic weapons outside Obama appearances.

I say if these assholes want to bring it on, crush their ignorant skulls. 

Blue dog Democrats? Chain them motherfuckers to Dixie flagpoles and beat them within an inch of morality until their true colors run out their ears.

Is there anybody out there who hasn't had enough of these douchebags?

Oh, I'm sorry. Have I offended the NSA and FBI and CIA and various other worthless organizations who rely on the irrational efforts of lying sacks of shit to keep their funding flowing from the public tit?

I'm tired of trying to be polite in this nation of miserable fucks. 

You 20 per centers are going down. I will mobilize a symbionese army, navy, air force, coast guard, and pussy auxiliary to hunt your scumbag asses down and round them up and string them from the lanyards. 

Keep it up, assholes. Let me see the pink of your sphincters so I know exactly where to plant your god-given reward.

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