While the liberal media labors to convince the average American retard that the head nigra is spending too much time blaming the shit we are currently in up to our necks on the former First Idiot and his closeted limp-wristed buddies and buddettes (can you say Condomsqueezer?), it seems like the Repugnicants have succeeded in creating a movement in the nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) committed to leading this pathetic, immoral, confused, and has-been nation down the terrible toilet of terminal toast.
They are probably building a ride in Disneyland to keep all the morons delighted.
What has inspired this post, of course — in the event a few of my marginally literate and less than totally brain-damaged underground readers may have missed it — is the latest edition of the Beloit College Mindset list.
I may have actually had a poem published by the Beloit Poetry Journal in the 70s, but I can't be sure because I used so many pseudonyms and fake addresses from 1972-86 that I'm not sure how much collateral damage I may have been responsible for by obsessing on making a point I can no longer remember, assuming I ever really believed there was a point to anything, I mean besides the one on Sairhead Sirhan Palin's head.
I obviously am not committed to any position today, and I find any kind of commitment to anything, particularly in the NOMF, amusing at best.
Let me make a bulleted list — which is still protected by the second amendment in this great incompetent clusterfuck of ours — to highlight some of the greatest achievements of the inept generation currently entering the infernal machine of worthless and for-profit higher education.
- What the fuck is cursive writing?
- E-mail? You got to be kidding me. I don't have time for wait for e-mail.
- You mean Beethoven was a deaf dog who wrote music? God, I can't wait for the sequel.
- Michelangelo created an impressive computer virus.
- WTF is Czechoslovakia? Text me.
- Fergie fucked the Royals? The whole team? ROFLMFAO!
- Clint Eastwood is a gay Gail Sheehy, whoever he was.
- Pope John Paul II was named after The Beatles.
- Vlad the Impaler is the husband of the former governor of Alaska and Tina Fey impersonator.
Some people say these kids are losers, but my personal opinion is that they have learned which side of the white bread has the cleanest butter, and they'll vote Republican, just like their parents.