Sairhead Sirhan Palin: going fugue

I see Alaska's wild and wacky wonder woman has jumped into the race for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination by updating her Facebook page with an endorsement of Conservative Party candidate Doug Hoffman in New York's 23rd congressional district race. 

Where does that leave the Republican candidate, Dede Scozzafava? Well, in a surprising show of party unity, Sairhead Sirhan decided that Dede was just not batshit insane enough to warrant the most important endorsement any Republican can get these days. I mean besides Glenn Peckerwood Beck and Rush Hindenberg.

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Here's what the Rube from Wasilla wrote on her page about Dede: "Unfortunately, the Republican Party today has decided to choose a candidate that more than blurs the lines, and there is no real difference between the Democrat and the Republican in this race."

Hell, there hasn't been any real difference between Demoblicans and Republicrats for a century, Sairhead. Are you just getting around to reading a newspaper? Poopadoodle is poopadoodle. Check your shoes before tracking it onto the carpet. It's really hard to get those stains out.

Palin is in good rightwingnut company in endorsing Hoffman, of course. Dick Armey, Fred Thompson, anda host of other teabaggers were already onboard, so I'm guessing Sairhead is angling for the whacko wing of the Repugnantans to support her effort to unhinge the entire nation with her down home idiocy and spot-on Tina Fey impressions come 2012.

The Democrats and Obama have no better ally that Sairhead and her like-minded buffoons. Maybe we'll be treated to hundreds of them cramped into an American Legion Hall somewhere screaming and hyperventilating until all the air is depleted in the building, and the world witnesses the wonder of brains so withered by malice and bigotry and fear that oxygen depletion has no effect on them whatsoever. That's the Republicrap Party we can all laugh about.

It's good news to see her messing around this early because we need more Sairhead exposure before the mid-term elections to boot the last of the Repugs out the door on their obstructionist asses because they are never going to get it. 

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