Americans may be stupidest people on the planet among those who own most of it, and they are undeniably the proudest of their stupidity, but I suspect that Long John Boehner and Eric Jewboy Cantor are about to find themselves trying to eat their way out of the own colons by pandering to the slime oozing out of your TV set.
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