Republicunts gird for American spring

Many years ago, someone told me that the only people who vote Republican are rich white folks and their sharecropping buttfucked cocksucking motherfucking sloe-eyed human remoras, and I have yet to see anything to disprove that observation.

Teabaggers? Morons with anger management issues.

Liberals? Sausage strokers and carpet munchers unsure of the nature of nature itself.

It's no longer enough to refuse to register to vote. 

My understanding is it is illegal to threaten to kill malignant motherfuckers who hold public office, particularly the dumbest motherfuckers who should have been aborted or disposed of upon exiting the poisoned vaginas of their idiotic hosts, so I will refrain from suggesting that morally upright citizens of this nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) should be hunting down and killing or capturing teabaggers, Republicrats, Demoblicans, Liberterrocraps, InDependspeople, and other reprehensible douche and/or scumbags that are obvious proof that no God exists who gives a fat rat's booty about the jerkoffs and fuckwads forced to pay for the privilege of sticking to the surface of a planet allegedly owned by less than 1,000 easy targets.

It's time to really bring on the bomb and wipe this fucking worthless continent clean and keep it clean for a few thousand years.

They asked for it. Let's bring it on.

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