My new pussies are adapting nicely to the Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge, and Laundromat, where our motto is If you need a fucking motto, get blotto, you dumb mofos.
This is Vernonia.
She has a cold and spends a lot of time sleeping and is taking medication to end her sniffles and upper respiratory discomfort. Imagine what she would like like if she were a brown pelican chick dealing with the afterbirth of Sarah Palin's mantra of drill, baby, drill. Having a hard time imagining it? Well, click this link and think about it.
Our other kitten is Keziah, a daughter of Job, who shares the name of an ancestor of Mrs. Faustroll on the less thann white side of the gene pool. She is curious, energetic, and he face is growing more golden every day. She is the heavier of these beasts, a heft 2.5 pounds, with an impressive coat of tiger stripes and leopard spots.
She loves her sister and keeps her warm so Vernonia can get better and play all over the house, which is a big playground filled with amazing rides like the shopping bag and the cardboard box and the slimy sneaker and the stinky underwear.
Playing with Keziah and Vernonia keeps me from getting depressed by the slowly developing end of the world boiling up out of the Gulf of Mexico as part of the revenge of British Petroleum and the motherfuckingland from which this pathetic nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) was born.
Consider this: at best the BP spill has already doubled the amount of oil released by the Exxon Valdes. At the current rate of leakage, if the first relief well works perfectly in August, the Deepwater Horizon adventure will be the second worst oil spill ever, surpassing the shallow water Mexican Ixtoc spill and eclipsed only by the Kuwaiti spills during the first Persian Gulf war, lost by President Stupid Bush, father of Fubar.
Look at these links, optimists, and tell me that romantic comedies are more appropriate entertainment vehicles for NOMF children than zombie fare. Here's the main story about the simulations at UCAR.
Pour the oil over your neighborhood. Put your city and state in the Location field and bathe in the warmth of deregulation.
Ooooo, animations.