Please help Multnomah County Sheriff find Kyron Horman

Be an idiot. Get involved. Your cell phone is being monitored.

You can always contribute cash to keep the tip line open. This comedy of incompetence has already cost more than 400 grand. You could have taken all the players and shoved them down the Deepwater Horizon well head and saved big bucks.

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