Big Mama Nancy Pelosi, seamstress of the House of Misrepresentatives, today declared health care reform "dead on arrival," saying the House lacks the votes necessary to place a kiss on the glistening glans of the Senate (aka House of Lords) -approved bill that requires every human being not currently dependent upon breathing apparstus within the territorial limits of the nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) to pay full insurance premiums for the privilege of waiting on hold to make an appointment six months down the road or spend the rest of their lives in prison without opportunity for parole, because the skanky bitch says so.
Or was I just dreaming that while listening to NPR drone on about how Newt Gingrich sucked off his buddies on the Supreme Court to allow any incorporated entity with billions of dollars to spare to buy any election to make freedom and democracy more palatable for ordinary people who don't mind occasionally bending over and taking one or more up the poop chute for the good of the country?
Is Nancy Pelosi so fucking dull and unimportant that no one is willing to pay some patriotic drunk fifty dollars to run her over with a lawn tractor? This bitch should have been impeached and 86'd back in 2006 when she took all options off the table in dealing with the previous collection of scumbags and tampons that assemble in Washington and are deserving of all our love. She had a solid majority in the House with a fucking sitting war criminal in the Oval Office. What a worthless cunt.
She can't pass health care? Fuck her. Fuck her gene pool. Fuck her memory. Just fuck everything associated with her, run a steam-roller over her remains and let's get on with smashing the rest of these wimp-assed douchebags into the tarmack.
If this bitch can't muster enough votes to impeach an incompetent nigger, what the hell is she good for?
Eeeuw. That image makes me sick.