In what has become an increasingly bizarre exercise in celebrating how unintelligent Americans are and how important our continued governmental and private sector financial support for existing morons and the creation of new idiots is to sustaining this great nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™), our favorite spokesthingie for the Republicant teabagger movement has refused to acknowledge her abject stupidity in shooting from her amply infertile hips when she argued that Paul Revere actually rode to warn the British that although their troops were indeed advancing upon Concord, New Hamphire, to arrest a couple of guys whose names you would recognize in a minute, they would never pry our Second Amendment rights from our dead cold hands, assuming they were no longer stroking our hot hard penises.
Sairhead Sirhand Palin is not the only cunning stunt the Republicants have up their tank-top sleeves this silly election season — Rick "Mammy Nun Nakkin" Santorum comes immediately to mind — but she surely doesn't need to demand that I not call her Shirley to get a laugh.
Take her existence. Please.
So what does a Sairhead do when confronted with taped evidence of her inability to put 20 words together in a manner that can't be translated by third graders who speak English as a first language into the kind of sense that FOX News hopes will inspire viewers to use grapefruit spoons to pop their eyes out and Dremel their frontal lobes to vote against their own self-interest, no matter how ignorant their their upbringing?
She does what anyone good teabagger does. My mother comes to mind. She suggests that anyone who aspires to more than a third grade elementary education is an elitist liberal who thinks she knows more than the rest of us idiots.
Sarah refuses to admit to even a single mistake in her life, reminiscent of a former First Idiot who was incapable of understanding Barbara Tuckman's descripton of woodenheadedness.
She is steadfast that she "knows her American history." Sure she does. Why anyone else should bother to learn her crap is the real question.