Osama sells The Street short

This guy and his posse are sharper than those guys over at Motley Fool. First they hire Halliburton to make a few tweaks to the Deepsea Horizon. Then they pay a teabagger named McVey to "want to talk to the president," and then this great diversion of rigging an impotent SUV bomb in Times Square?

I wonder how much they made today while the media blames an imaginary crash of 1000 points on "fat-fingering"?

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