Where the fuck is former vice president in hiding Lon Cheney during the slow moving environmental deep-star train wreck in the Gulf of Toxico that he helped set in motion — when was it...like...ten years ago?
Motherfucker and his family and friends should be face down in the muck — ala Three Kings — and either eating the toxic goo or implicating others whom the Pope can sentence formerly abusive priests to penance by sheathing their holy swords in the blasphemous colons the damned. Isn't that what a free and open society does these days? Or did I miss the point of the past couple of decades in the NOMF?
I want everybody reading this post who initially believed that the fire, explosion, and sinking of the Deepwater Horizon rig back in April involved no spill of oil to raise their insignificant vote-registered penises — you dumb cunts can engorge your cliteri.
How about all you douchebags and douchebagettes who believed that it would take months to eclipse the unfortunate accident brought about by cumbersome government regulation that was the Exxon Valdez?
Good, good, I see you are still good Americans and patriotic idiots to the core. Not to slight the rest of you idiots who choose to vote in other meaningless acts of validating the right of your employers and lawmakers to buttfuck you and your family and friends by proxy. Believe me, this is a far more common disorder than Munchhausen.
So exactly when do we all get to stand up and thrust our fists in the air and shout WE'RE NUMBER ONE! when the latest oil spill eclipses the Ixtoc invonvenience? Do we really have a shot at shooting past the Kuwaiti record that at one opint seemed as insurmountable as Babe Ruth's however many home runs used to really matter?
I don't know. I don't even care. Do you?
Thought so. Tough shit, assholes.