Dr. Faustroll Writes The Wrongs

Recognizing that unless they move beyond buying and butt-fucking politicians and other figures of the freedom that our enemies hate that riots and armed rebellion will soon spread to our own nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™),  the owners and managers of the 98.6% of the idiots who make them comfortable have doubled down and responded with Operation Occupy Main Street to deflect recent liberal media attention to a few hundred million unarmed people who are no longer willing to be tased or shot by the storm troopers.