Repugnicants won big in Jersey and Virginia, two of the toxic conglomerations of angry idiots who are unable to muster any real outrage about how stupid they are except during an off-off-year election.
The liberal media, of course, is shouting that the overwhelming support by 13% of the total electorate should make Obama worry about the mid-term elections, in which he has been gearing up to smash the remaining Repugnicants since before he got elected to begin with. Who are all these people, as FZ used to say, who are locked away down there.
I'm so happy that idiots got their opportunity to blow off steam in several meaningless elections and on several meaningless ballot measures, but the fact is, my man has his finger closer to the button to bring on the bomb than any absolute monarch since King Richard M. Nixon the Turd, and he's dead.
So all you withering wuthering wimberly wutherly tie cocksuckers and cuntlappers can shove your stupid heads up each other's poop chutes as we move closer to the ultimate solution I have been dreaming about, nightly, for 50 years or more.
You're not in it. Neither am I.
The universe applauds.