At last. The pitiful and emasculated health care reform bill has passed.
Maybe now the teabaggers and birthers will breathe easier knowing that the final arm-twisting and executive orders made those assholes ineligible for coverage until 2048, and then only for abortions with no anesthetic, penal assisted suicide, and do-it-yourself gastric bypass kits.
Now that the first steps have been taken to track down and round up the scumbags in the nation's health insurance industry, we can get to work on isolating the gene pools from which these pus buckets arise to eliminate them in utero.
After that, let's go for the pubic option and eliminate the 5-10% of the truly ignorant assholes in this country by giving them free passes for supersized buckets of grease at MacDonald's and KFC.
I can already hear the endangered Republicunts accusing the Democraps of orchestrating a done deal to make it look like there was ever any doubt, considering the results of the last two national elections.
You got to hand it to those sorry ass douchebags and their brain dead constituents. They sure know how to manipulate the liberal media.