Nearly half of all Republicans don't realize they have AIDS

I find this sad, but true, as Dion DiMucci once sang about Run Around Sue, which is one of the Repugnicants favorite pastimes.

I realize that not every Republican cocksucker admits to going down on the liberal rod unless captured on a camera phone or web cam, but I think it's time that these swinging dicks face up to their own mortality.

Do you fuck with Republicans without a condom? You may be at risk.

Not that I care. Fuck you.

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