These fucking assholes couldn't nail a real terrorist if I posted my IP and GPS coordinates and burned an EEPROM with the same information and stapled it oto the back of your skull. Seriously, people, how times in the past two years have the representatives of your non-tea-bagging representatives told you that they have killed this or that almost supreme leader of the Taliban or al Qaeda?
Granted, most of you are complete idiots, incapable of scoring more than 300 SATs if given an open book option, and many of you are even dumber than that, but seriously, assholes, doesn't it ever bother you being so fucking stupid your kids routinely kill themselves instead of propagating your gene pool?
Get a grip, motherfuckers and hang on until you come.
That's more you than you deserve.