Despite what some bitches have said, my pussy is among the cutest of the abusedest. Mrs. Faustroll took particular exception to a couple of nasty ass comments and e-mails that suggested just because my pussy likes the darkness and yawns in the face of polite company that she is somehow a skagass whoring motherfucking pooch-faced pussy complaining about the lack of affordable health care for skanks such as she is, and I must admit I am confused about the hubbub and whodad about whatever.
On the other hand, Ocean Booger has her less than ugly moments, as is obvious here when she was recovering from being fucked in the ear by a Republican canvasser trying to get us onboard with John McCain and Sairhead Sirhan Palin in 2008. Ocean volunteered to give up licking her ass in exchange for promising that neither I nor Mrs. Faustroll would vote Republicunt. In exchange, we paid three unemployed Republicunts to do it for her.
You know the great thing about Republicunts, despite how stupidly loud they are at town hall meetings? They never demand a tip, because they already know it all.