Let's all pause and consider how this nation of miserable fucks arrived at this laughable learning experience about government and civic responsibility. Every voter in America is to blame for the toxic stew spewing into the Gulf of Mexico. Here's what Morning in America looks like, people. This isn't Obama's fault. This is the fault of every idiot in the NOMF™ who elected Ronald Reagan and every douchebag who has legitimatized that lunatic ideology of managing by wish ever since.
You want oil? I got your oil right here.
I propose that BP just pack up and go home and let the bankruptcy courts sort things out. Let the spill that initially couldn't have happened and didn't happen after the initial blast of the Johnny Deppwater Horizon occurred fill the entire Gulf of Mexico with crude that any American can refine and use in his or her ATV and SUV and personal water craft, free of charge.
What could be so bad about that solution?
If you want to smell fish, eat some pussy.