Dictaphone up your ass

You're never going to pay off the debt from willingly waging criminal wars against ordinary assholes who can't afford to pony up the bucks to develop anti-douchebag weaponry that you have tacitly approved in off-the-record supplemental budget appropriations since well before Bush realized the cash cow handed to him by his Condomsqueezer Rice and Beaner national security advisor or wife — depending on which Freudian silp the liberal media was sniffing and slobbering over at the time — JESUS CHRIST WAS MISLED!

Did I really say that on the Internet wheren Google could find it but choose not to? Of course I did, and of course you arrived here several wars late because there was much money to be made on other algorithms.

Eat shit. I prefer to watch you die on You Tube.

Correction. I meant Jesus Christ was droned and boned.

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