Let's hear it for citizen assisted suicide!

Seems to be the best strategy for getting on with it in this pathetic Wanker Boehner stroked world. What a pathetic gaggle of cunts is still shrilly attempting to rule the world from its exclusive lower class tanning booth.

I used to think being a contender meant something, but that was before I even thought about giving a shit, which I haven't for two or three decades.

This fucking country of miserable fucks deserves a big happy horseshit celebration with diet beverages and sugarfree condoms as the mongolian cluster fucks of morons and moronic wannabes get it on for the greater good.

Why has no one run over Rush Limbaugh yet?

Seriously?

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