Irrational idiots keep on keeping on

I have survived in this nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) by refusing to back down when threatened by authority, mocking  ordinary dipshits, suggesting that authority figures pull their heads out of their asses before addressing me, pissing in the mouths of the liberal media.

Haven't you?

I mean, seriously, where would Occupy Wall Street be today if not for my classic essay on How To Lose Friends?

Assholes are assholes, and assholes in positions of imaginary power like to consider themselves better than ordinary assholes, but they're not. They are lesser assholes of the nation of miserable fucks.

What am I writing about? I have no idea. I just read a post on Yahoo (an enterprise that apparently never fully appreciated the humorous brutality of Dean Jony Boy Swift suggesting that intelligent people such as Michael Avery from Suffolk Unverisy Law School should think considerably more times than twice when suggesting that what is immoral and that the people who engage in it should not be afforded accolades for willingly engaging in murder and mayhem in the name of The American Way. Or did I paraphrase incorrectly?

Fuck you assholes for not admitting precisely who you are and what your grovel for.

At least Sandusky admitted to horseplay. 

You fucking worthless piles of shit deserve yourselves.

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