Now that Biraq and the liberal socialist administration has run out of Bush era policies to reverse or executive orders to rescind, it appears that the head nigra and his merry band of communists have decided to blast out the very foundation of the nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) by pursuing an agenda of peace and prosperity that threatens the very fabric of former vice president in hiding Dick Tiny Lon Cheney's daily polyester briefs.
Why has he not emerged from his burrow in recent weeks to do battle with mighty Mandingo, choosing instead to send forth one of his gay daughters to bitch slap the uppity nigger from Chicago who apparently can do any fucking thing he wants because the American people really like the idea of watching a black dude put the ruttan wood to whitey?
That's a rectumhorical question, you stupid douchebags. No need to really strain yourselves coming up with an answer. I got your answer right here.
Seriously, teabaggers, what the fuck are you doing these days besides getting your comic ideology handed to you in a four panel Doonesbury strip?
Sarah Palin? Newt Gingrich? James Dobson? Is that all you got? Of course that's all you got. Even Jamie Oliver can whip your sorry asses.