I knew she would come crawling back...

I wonder if this means I can become the First Husband in 2012? I have gotten some weird spam in my time, but getting a plea from Sairhead Sirhan seems really special to me.

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Hello Dear,

how are you doing? i am fine, i am interested in you for a marriage relationship, i will like us to talk to know more about each other now that Todd is out of the picture. 

more about me, i am Sarah Heath female 45 yrs old from west coast in Alaska a volunteer for Libraria, i really need someone that can take good care of me, i need a man to build up a family together. i need help in my life, if u can help me out i am waiting your respond, why i am contacting is to know more about you, i am caring, loving, honest, trusting, moral straight, mentally awake, physically strong, and brave. 

i need a man for a long time relationship and marriage, a man that can take good care of a woman,that knows the needs of a woman, caring, lovely, honest, truthful, trusting, big bonered, etc, so as soon as you receive this letter i will be waiting for your reply and also i like to know more about you, until i read from you. 

THANKS

Sarah

P.S. I also am hot and a babe.

xxxoooxxx

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