Callers to the Multnomah County Sheriff Department's Kyron Horman tip line today overwhelming voted for an observation by amateur astronomer Brian Ahola that he saw "Kyron, or something that looked a lot like him," in the tail of a massive comet that recently struck Jupiter as "the best one yet!"
The Multnomah Country Sheriff's department is soliciting donations to keep its tip line in operation. Lifeless idiots are encouraged to contribute and keep phoning in tips, no matter how ludicrous, so that taxpayers will continue to foot the bill.