What's this country coming to when super-sized diversative windbag can't buy a football team and tell a bunch of talented nigras what to do?
This is the question much of the rightwingnut entropic universe is nattering about today after Dave Checketts had the liberal nads to call my favorite toxic tub of oxycondin-fortified lard "a distraction." Oh, snap! Take that Rushipoo!
Hours earlier, America's favorite surviving douchebag of liberty (now that Bob Novak has drifted off to the ever-lasting cancer ward in the sky) took the time to once again warn us of impending doom if he didn't get his way.
"I'm not even thinking," Hindenberg bloviated, "of caving. I am not a caver. Pioneers take the arrows. We are pioneers. It's a sad thing that our country, over 200 years old now, needs pioneers all over again, but we do." As if Rush and his tin-hatted frothers are capable of entertaining a single new thought without screaming: "You lie!"
I am not even going change a single word of R.B. Fallstrom's AP sports report of what Rush said to provoke Checketts to cut his losses so you can appreciate the malignant magnificence of the man who would be a porcine lord of the NFL flies.
"This is not about the NFL, it's not about the St. Louis Rams, it's not about me," Limbaugh said. "This is about the ongoing effort by the left in this country, wherever you find them, in the media, the Democrat Party, or wherever, to destroy conservatism, to prevent the mainstreaming of anyone who is prominent as a conservative.
"Therefore, this is about the future of the United States of America and what kind of country we're going to have."
Could it be one without ignorant pontificating pompous windbags in it? Oh please, Obama Wan Kenobi. You be de only hope.
I'm sure that Rush's next burst of rhetorical genius will involve a claim that he is a victim of discrimination and that Biraq and the nasty liberals should help him become the kind of massa St. Louis always wanted him to be.
Of course, let me be the first to point out that idiots are not a protected class. They may think they are, but you can bitch slap an idiot with love speech 24 hours a day and feel good about it.