God is alive and well and thanks Americans for Medicare.
Paul Ryan chokes on cock during therapy session.
Mother Theresa was mother of all Tiramisuians.
Dick Cheney still has no dick.
Biraq Obama denies having fucked Osama bin Laden up the poop chute.
Survey shows teabaggers slightly more popular than slimemold, if the slime is withheld.
Perry says God doesn’t believe in global warming and He should know.
God brings drought, shouts NO NEW TEXAS!
Death penalty opponents call act an extreme late-term abortion.
Repubnicants suffocate in close-quarter backdoor meeting when partisan fecal matter envelops their idiotic neck stump appendages.
Demoblicans abandoning their boy in droves.
Obama calls Demoblican defectors stupid fucking ignorant honkies no longer protected in God's database.
Everything on table except sense.
You have not yet been identified among the victims, but you will bel.