I don't know if anybody else has been paying attention, but it looks like Biraq has royally buttfucked the rich folks in the latest round of who gets the mostest for the leastest.
Gays in the military can now tell straight assholes who attempt to intimidate them by calling them fags by responding with a simple "Fuck you, straight guy."
Chronically unemployed people now have another 13 weeks of benefits to purchase second-amendment protected implements to defend themselves against repo-people and other suspected terrorists.
John Boner is going to have to buck up to see the projectiles coming.
And zombies are not demanding rights.
Assholes.