As Benjamin Netanyahoo presides over the sixth year of the Yahweh-induced coma that befell former prime minister Ariel Sharon, critics of the formerly corpulent Yiddish asshole have begun suggesting that it is "time to pull the plug on that despicable scumbag."
Sharon was recently moved from the maximum security ward at Sheba Medical Center near Tel Aviv to his Sycamore Farm, patterned after Richard Nixon's comparable Rancho Mirage in California.
Unfortunately, allowing Sharon to expire may no longer been the best use of Israel's security budget. According to sources high in the Israeli government, Sharon was apparently bitten by former PLO chairman Yassir Arafat, who now commands an army of anti-Semetic zombies who devour brains at an astonishing rate.
Apparently, medical experts warn, if Sharon is allowed to die, "with his ravenous appetites, he could eat his way through most of the country in a matter of days."