Fuck God, should the lame cunt actually exist

Where has her ass been during the Herman "Seriously, I'm really able to move this cuntry into the whatever parallelel Ubeckybeckybeckyrubmystanistanstan" Cain infotainment spectacle that has heretofore only made us wonder whose hankies the pizza flinging nigger is sopping conservative sweat off his justifiably spermed on brow.?

Do I still, after all these decades, demand that my tax dollars be used to bring on the bomb? 

Seriously?

Herman Cain is the reason God gave us nuclear fission.

Let's use it and get on with the business of creation.

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