The whole idea of sucking donkey dicks predates the popular notion of Monica Lewinsky going from Oregon to chow down on Wild Bill Clinton in an attempt to earn her presidential knee pads. There were also cigars involved, which were probably Cuban.
I seem to recall describing Strom Thurmond's wife in the 1970's as the result of what resulted from her mother's addiction to sucking donkey dicks. But I could be wrong. Perhaps I was thinking about Strom or Dick Harpootlian.
None of this matters, of course, when talking about Adobe Flash, which would have invented donkeys to suck if they did not already exist. I remember meeting one of the Adobe boys 30 years ago and thinking if there was anyone every born to suck a donkey's dick, this guy is it. To be fair, I expected my boss at the time would demand dibs on the donkey and demand to hold the sloppy seconds for the Adobe boy, because that's what supply-side economics is all about.
I realize that I might be confusing you with this post because you prefer not to suck donkey dicks, and I'm perfectly fine with that. I the sucking donkey dicks, not that I have personal experience, mind you, although I was raised a Catholic, worked as a paperboy, almost became an Eagle Scout, and participated in organized sports until sidelined by inflamed hemorrhoids.
It's just that I find Adobe Flash every bit as annoying as being buttucked by a coach or a priest or an assistant scoutmaster, and I think it's time that all of us buttfucked survivors of the nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) step up and save future generations of similar uncomfortable situations by demanding that our Internet experience not be tainted by the kind of cavalier invasive disruption of our virtual lives that we allowed in a real lives before reality programming.
At any rate, I've had it with Web sites that force me to spread it and accept the latest injection of Flash before I can purchase something from them, so here's why I wrote to IKEA today after several attempts to avoid allowing Adobe to buttfuck me like my priest used to do.
There was a reason Steve Jobs did not allow Adobe Flash on his mobile devices. It sucks. I do not permit Flash on any of my personal or company tools on either MacOs or Windows, and that includes desktops.
I do not shop at companies that require the installation of Flash on my machine to have at least a text-based interaction with their sites, and I encourage anyone I know to do the same.
I just spent 15 minutes attempting to find some way to get around your onerous requirement that I install the latest version of Adobe Flash on my pre-Intel G5 iMac, and you have pissed me off.
See the consequences in the Twitterverse, twits.
Happy New Year.
And fuck your mother with some Swedish meatballs, bitches.