I just got off the phone with someone whose name I can't remember who doesn't want me to share it with you who refused to confirm or deny my suggestion that BP has offered to solve several problems for Britain, international commerce, multination corporations, divine right, and the Royal family by offering Sarah Ferguson several thousand pounds to assist in the Deep Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
Ms. Ferguson, the former wife of Prince Andrew, apparently turned her cell phone off while doing the Colonist talk show circuit and has yet to comment on whether she thinks redheads might prove valuable in future BP junk shots aimed at preventing the current disaster from becoming the worst manmade catastrophe since the accidental nuclear annihilation of Sodom and Gomorra during a heated political campaign involving Tea Party activists and opium eaters several thousand years ago during sweeps week.