I guess Sairhead Sirhan Palin can breathe easier now that Farcebook has responded to the growing zombie flu crisis by announcing it will not summarily terminate profiles of members who are bitten by the infected or otherwise succumb to living deadliness and ravenously gnaw on the brains and soft tissue of people like me and...
Well, I was going to write me and you, but on the Internet no one can tell the zombies from the Christian conservatives, al Franqen terrorist liberals, and screaming Repugnicants who really hate the idea that anyone might want to have the right to live with affordable health care.
Instead, ripping off the concept of Bodywurst, the anti-socialist network is planning to virtually plasticize its emotionally crippled and untimely departed buds and buddettes to create a Galactica Gallery of the Doomedly Depressed Demigods on Desolation Row.
Only those deemed not to have voluntarily joined the shambling hordes of brain dead registered voters will be eligible for this special service, according to an unnamed Farcebook stakeholder who thrust the same into the neck of a hungry liberal while our reporter looked on in horror.
Plasticized accounts are different from regular Farcebook profiles in that the company removes all contact information, including sex, age, race, creed, religion, and donated organs from the site, and zombie profiles only appear in the recommended section of Farcebook for non-vegetarians and Democrats.