I remember shaking John F. Kennedy's hand as a Life Scout and getting a geegaw that said Onward for God and Country at the Waldorf Astoria before Nixon paid to have his brain splattered all over Jackie's clothes in Dallas. I can't remember the specific occasion, but JFK advised us all to learn and grow up to be good people.
Back then the nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) was concerned that anti-capitalists were going to get to the moon before we could take a flying butt fuck at it, and I often ran afoul of the primitive brain police and social engineers the NOMF employed in those primitive days.
As if we needed anymore evidence of how stupid Americans are and proud of it, the liberal media response to Biraq Hussein Osama's planned speech to NOMF schoolkids on Tuesday is the most shining example of this lameass country's slide down the slippery shit covered slope of pursuing manageable mediocrity.
I intended to unleash a toxic stream of creative invective aimed at Florida's vehemently proud airhead GOP chairman Jim Cornhole Greer for wearing his anal sphincter pulled down over his ears like an O.J. Simpson stocking cap.
Greer is at the forefront of arguing that allowing the head nigra to talk to school children is the same as indoctrination into the liberal cult that has done so much damage to this country by booting out Greer's friendly jackboots who drove the economy and whatever respect the NOMF once had into the toilet.
In a statement condemning BIraq's speech about the importance of education and persisting in the endeavor, the blithering Cornhole wrote this: "The idea that schoolchildren across our nation will be forced to watch the president justify his plans for government-run health care, banks, and automobile compaines, increasing taxes on those who create jobs, and racking up more debt that any other president, is not only infuriating, but goes against beliefs of the majority of Americans while by-passing American parents through an invasive abuse of power."
Jeez, what a totally arrogant lying sack of shit. This man should be turned into a speed bump to see if he has any redeeming social value. So instead of wasting my time wasting an obviously developmentally disabled idjit, I found an interesting graphic over at Politicartoons that illustrates the gravity of the situation.
Long before I read my first Dan O'Neill strip where he had Fred telling Five Dollar Bill Brady that politics is poopadoodle, I knew it. I was born knowing it.
People who vote spread the zombie flu.
So now that Biraq has recognized that as the president of the United States he can speak to any of the people, by-passing their idiotic parents and grandparents and friends and acquaintances, several regions have decided to be more stupid that the average NOMF™ educational purveryor and prevent Biraq from inspiring children to learn and grow and be intelligent.
Idiots deserve only disdain, disgust, and disposal. If you oppose the president of the United States of American speaking to the children of this land, thousands of whom will die this fall and winter from swine and zombie flu, you deserve a horde of whores in high heels to parade upon your stupid skulls.