Elizabeth Diane Downs syndrome

What a bunch of fucking retards the nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) continues to become. This is a country that embraced reality programming when the people who make money feeding them shit decided not to pay the people who wrote the shit a fair portion of the revenue generated by the shit.

America is a nation that embraces shit because it is a nation founded by shits and owned by shits and supported by shits for more than 250 years.

Still, how often do you see the national (or even local, for that matter) media show a piece about ordinary citizens wearing their shitheads? Cheeseheads? No problem. Shitheads? I'm guessing those people end up in Guantanamo.

I've lived in Oregon for nearly 30 years because the people here, particularly those in positions of authority, make me laugh. They are such consummate and incompetent assholes that if God existed, this is the first place he would do a sequel to Sodom and Gomorrah. 

What is it about the concept of bringing on the bomb that you casual visitors don't understand? Mommy taught good? 

There are actually nimrods here who are proud of the concept that the law arrived in the saddle-bag of a Pony Express rider.

I was about to list the names of prominent idiots and scumbags and morons I have encountered during my time in this periodically cleansed section of the North American continent, and suddenly I found myself with a list of most of the media and bureaucrat nimrods with the wherewithal to detain and question me, or sue me for defamation.

This post was inspired by the latest development in the Kyron Horman case.

It's so great that Oregon has turned reality into a gameshow.

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