I realized a couple of weeks ago that something or someone had redirected this site to blogrolling.com, probably to smoke me out of Tora Bora.
I was too busy calling in coordinates to al Qaeda in Reno and Fairfax to give much of a shit about the site's lack of access, considering that years of Google, Digg, and several other scumbag censorship had not kept the glistening swift swords of pataphysical anti-injusticitude from finding their way to my codes of revenge and means of making mundane things right.
Was that even slightly coherent? Where are my writers?
Of course, those among you who do not depend upon my lubricated shaft of sensibility to get you through a typical boring day in the nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) may not even have been aware that these imaginary commands and suggestions were no longer available for you and your loved ones to act upon to preserve the presence of the devolved species we one day hope to become.
But we're back, you worthless cocksuckers, gay and straight, without regard to race, gender, creed, religious affiliation, piercings, cosmetic surgery, or perverse design to masturbate onto pictures John Boehner and Paul Ryan.
Give yourself the clap.
We're back.