Don't gasp, don't expel

Ooooo, ooooo!

I'm so glad that Pope Ratfucker has finally decided to do something about a couple of millenium of priests fucking kids as a substitute for the Act of Contrition or a really perfect Our Father.

Talk about a target of opportunity! Easter or Christmas or the Ascension or any of several dozen other imminently holy days deserving of homilies by the Holy Dick and his sanctomoius brutalizers?

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