On occasion, I receive constructively critical e-mails from perfected American idiots who ask why I don't propose positive solutions for the problems I ridicule, as if my commitment to bringing on the bomb is not one of the most positive initiatives offered to guarantee the NOMF™ its alienable right to collect its retirement benefits.
I've been mocking the proud idiots of this nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) for more than 50 years. It has always been easy to do and safer than public masturbation, at least until recently. If you had any creativity at all you could do it too. Just like the Republicans!
For instance, I just found two old posts to resurrect on Uncommon Sense that are probably still right on target today, but you won't find my perspective on even the alternative media, because the truth does not sell. Even half-truths are discounted and languish on E-Bay and craigslist until some collector understands how to get top dollars with minimal efforts. That's the American Way, right?
Take a look at this post about community policing in Florida from before 9/11 changed absolutely nothing. There's also a little bit of irony about unemployment figures from last year about this time that in post here.
If you people want to pass shit on to your offspring and their demon spawn, you have to pony up something beyond getting a bunch of buffoons together with teabags hanging from the bills of their John Deere caps screaming: YOU LIE!
You have to understand that a vocal minority is just that. Gather together and scream and let the liberals dispose of toxic waste on you. I approve and applaud of your stupidity and the inevitable and environmentally responsible response.
It must be terrible being so stupid and ineffectual that you have to count on people like Glenn Beck, John Boehner, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Mark Sanford, and Joe Lieberman to protect you from the evil ones. On the other hand, I don't really give a shit about how terrible your lives must be. You've earned them. Haven't you? Isn't that what all your whining and moaning and screaming and howling is all about?
Or have I missed something? Has the liberal media been lying again? Probably. Does it matter? Of course not. I'm here and you're not.