Now that Repugnicants have crushed the first openly black American living in the White House who was not sired by a white president of the United States, it's time to send this uppity son of a bitch and his tax and spend allies into exile in New Jersey or Michigan.
These people are only out to destroy all the great munitions manufacturers, patriotic mercenaries, toxic waster disposers, big pharmaceutical pusher alternatives, and corporate philanderers that this great nation of miserable fucks was founded of, for, and by, so it's time for the rest of us to demand Biraq's resignation and the resignations of all the nigger-loving, lily-livered commies he has surrounded himself with, such as Timothy Geithner, Robert Gates, HIllary Clinton, and his wife Michelle.
Finally, after a year of complaining and making excuses for why he couldn't fix the world like he promised back when people still believed that racism was a thing of the past and women weren't so bad, it's clear that the American people have overwhelmingly rejected the wimpy wishes of Demoblicans by an overwhelming majority in giving the tea-baggers a holy victory in Massachusetts that ousted from the Senate the ghost of Ted Kennedy and put a hunky male pin-up who never drove an intern off a bridge in Chappasquiddickie in his place. If that isn't enough to make the Democrats pack up and go back to Russia, I don't know what else we have to do.
Massachusetts is clearly the most important state in the nation when it comes to gauging the attitude and direction of the ordinary voter in our magnificent nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™). George McGovern was allowed to win the state in 1972 against Richard M. Nixon, the greatest American president since Ghengkis Khan, and the fact that the Democrats could not even hold onto seat vacated by another dead Kennedy (when are these guys going to stand up and being counted?) despite predictions by the liberal media that they were doomed to defeat because the American people are just fed up with being lied to by the Democrats for the past 20 years they've been in power, well, you get the picture.
Now that the Republicans have an insurmountable majority of 41% in the Senate, which is our House of Lords, it is time for the Democrats to concede defeat and do the right thing, from the President on down, and kill their evil selves and bring back Insignificant Dick Cheney and his little buddy Fubar Bush. It's only fair.
It's obvious the American people don't want affordable health care, they hate gays, think every fetus should be brought to term so it can later be charged, tried, and convicted of capital crimes for which it can be executed to send a message to other unruly fetuses that this nation is a rule of laws, under God, by God, and anyone who doesn't agree with these ideals that we tea-baggers hold as self-evident should go back to Al Qaeda, you terrorist douchebags.
The mountains of heroes and those we elect to produce them have clearly won the battle for the withered hearts and feeble minds of the NOMF, and it's time for all good patriots to start displaying tea-bags on proudly on their head gear so we can tell who to round up for reeducation, who to decorate at the next round of town hall meetings, and who to terminate.
If the Dems and liberals don't like it, they shouldn't have encrouaged us to vote.