Congress avoids asking Kagan if she's gay

Although my imaginarily high unnamed sources refuse to confirm nor deny that Jeff Sessions masturbates during confirmation hearings, they were also unwilling to explain why no one on the Republican side of the aisle has thus far been willing to show firm support for the kind of questioning that some Blue Dog Democrats are unwilling to engage in themselves: namely, when did Elena Kagan's parents realize she was gay.

And what did they do to stop this abnormal and immoral behavior?

The nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) deserves to know.

Although nominee Kagan has been astute thus far in avoiding the pitfalls of revealing any innate sense of fairness and commitment to the abstract concept of humanity, she has also displayed a conveniently short-sighted view of the moving target of what ordinary idiots, subjected to the laws of gravity — as well as the idiotic laws of the people who own them — have to put up with, on daily basis, when she suggests that decisions made by the current gaggle of goons indicate that a new set of commandments have been set in stone.

Yeah, right, Moses. Play it again.

Having seen exactly how well Obama and his well-oiled machine have co-opted a clearly expressed mandate for change in American foreign and domestic policy into this wimpy Obamination of politics as usual that appears to be willing to sell the imaginary souls of his wife and chillun to de debbil in exchange for shit I have no use for, I doubt that Kagan promises to be better for the country than a of kosher American hot dog produced by illegal immigrants in Oklahoma.

I have yet to see promising shit with the head nigger's government that indicates the best course of action is not still bringing on the bomb.

How you muff-divers feel about that?

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