Unnamed sources with little interest in journalism today refused to confirm or deny persistent rumors where Casey Anthony — recently acquitted of murdering her daughter and setting off a firestorm of ill-will among bitter old biddies and their pistol-packing partners — will begin to cash in on your willingness to spend time and energy by exercising your God-given right to be outraged and incited to lunacy by the liberal media, led by Faux News and the reputed Queen of All Media — Rupert Randolph Rosebud Murdoch.
Having reportedly turned down initial offers to co-star with Charlie Sheen in his new sitcom — Anger Management — the 25-year-old hottie is said to be weighing offers from several reality shows, including Bachelorette, Survivor, American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, and Grilling With Bobby Flay.
We were unable to independently verify the veracity of these rumors because our pizza was just delivered, and we're hungry.